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While knowing how to speak Spanish will secure you a customer service job in Los Angeles, knowing how to speak French will make you sound sexier, and knowing how to speak Japanese will make all of your hentai games more interesting, if you know "Tech Speak," you're already 10 times more versatile than all those other bilingual show-offs. By Tech Speak, I don't mean to imply that there is some secret code that you haven't heard of before, and I certainly am not referring to any glossary of buzzwords that make you look more of a blow hard for reciting them.

A visit to my aunt's house always depresses me. Demons from my past, present and future rule over my conscience when I pace the echoing halls of her posh, but uncomfortable, Encino palace. Everything that I regret about my childhood, measure myself by today, and fear about growing older works its way through my mind undeterred by the distraction of a family gathering. Though my aunt is always changing and updating the look of her less-than-humble abode, the chilling thoughts that her home provokes can never be touched up.

The rattle of your breadcrumbs pierce the silence of my mind,
I hear every tap they make upon my life's laquered face,
Like dice, they will me to gamble on your sincerity,
While I follow their path with my hungry, excited hands.

Each little speck you drop is golden in my eyes,
I place each one upon my tongue, hoping to taste your -favor-,
And though each dry morsel is more so than the last,
I feel full and rich with merely your granted attention.

As crosswinds sweep down on your trail just beyond,
I am left with no promise that there will be food ahead,
For if there ever was an intent to satiate my needs,
The weather will find me lost amongst my scattered lovely dreams.